Fun Thread: Cook up your conspiracy theory!

[EyeCanBlackStars]

I'll make one from a headline.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/05/27/s...ref=rss_latest

US Government in a last ditch effort after getting word that Japanese tourist are trying to use remote control submarines to collect relics of Atlantean civilization off Florida coast, decided to sink a 550 ft military ship over the known site to bury the relics so that the discovery of the relics will be postponed for 2024, when the alien diplomats believe the correct time for humanity to make that discovery.

In other news Atlantean's were avid graffiti artists

[Haruth]

That just can't be right... The Atlanteans used a duo-decimal system... :P

[EyeCanBlackStars]

Warning a little murky content It's a conspiracy thread after all.

1970 India refuses to submit to secret society/the syndicate's influence and refuses outside economical influence, so US and CIA funds Pakistan and trains military and gives them tons of equipment to go on a killing spree, hitting Bengali population that had an ancient secret organization with ancient knowledge. The paramilitary compiled a list of intellectuals to interrogate and shoot on site. Killed millions of people causing chaos and raped 200,000 women causing many many illegitimate babies and pretty much breaking any existing infrastructure that region had, the culture and wealth of regional information and education was erased, and new slave style education and spiritual influence was brought in.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1971_Bangladesh_atrocities

Pakistan is the CIA's baby, they are pretty much the ones responsible for causing all the conflict in the Middle East by their paramilitary influence.

Some interesting things to cook up theories on:

Secret criminal organizations tied into secret societies:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/lasvega...syndicate.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Sassoon

AIDs origin:
http://www.africaspeaks.com/articles/2005/0512.html

Egypt to appease the Gods, kills all the pigs. There once was a time in ancient Egypt where a ruler ordered all pigs to be killed or taken out of Egypt, as well.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/...gypt_swine_flu


Aircraft manufacturing companies are influenced by organized crime organizations, so they can put chips into airplanes that allow whenever activated for it to be controlled remotely. So an unsuspecting pilot might find his aircraft having a mind of it's own acting as a convenient missile. technology was used in 9/11 attacks, as none of the 9/11 had sufficient background to do the maneuvers involved in 9/11, and

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331088,00.html

Well you know people say even just a butterfly can cause a string events and affect millions of people, well the butterfly that was going to cause world peace.. they took it out..
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/feb/25/5

Oh and also the engineer that was going to release documents of government having technology to control planes from satellites.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/13/pla...ape/index.html

[EyeCanBlackStars]

South Korean and USA are very good friends, South Korea is good friends with the Syndicate too, they are one of the HQ in the East Asia region. South Korea has a problem, they are having a problem with their population control. They aren't having enough babies! When a country's average age is too high, then they lack virility, people over 50 tend to not spend as much money, they don't have anyone to act as a slave. Guess what helps countries have more babies? War does!!! Also, North Korea is starting to stop exporting as much drugs as before, and the country is in danger of becoming stabilized and intellectualized and will no longer serve it's purpose for the underground crime network. President Kim, is getting nukes from the same people publicly denouncing his behavior, his scientist don't even know that their control of the nuclear weaponry can be overridden and hijacked by foreign entities staging World War III. World wars are staged sacrifices to satisfy the natural flow of things by artificial means.

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009...k-north-korea/

[EyeCanBlackStars]

People that are power hungry and are good at pyramid schemes and business, are now utilizing the knowledge of human capacity being overexceeded and potential for rich people to lose a lot of their grip on humanity.

So they cook up some scheme to make a bunch fake prophets go crazy on 2012, say the world is going to end, create a bunch of hype for hysteria, 2000 was just a testing and research. They also have been experimenting weather manipulating technology, which they have been doing forever, but just recently in the last 10 years they've been researching a lot more and with more funding and allowance, due to the fact and overwhelming opinion that we need an answer to the overpopulation problem. So far they've been able to control earthquakes and hurricanes, and some other things that they haven't tested out yet that are capable of wiping out large plots of land with a single blast without use of nuclear weapons or risk of fallout, which would be too devastating. They use the ionosphere to collapse on itself, which cases a massive shockwave capable of killing millions of people in one hit if used in a populated area. They probably wont resort to this.

So they also are getting the infrastructure ready or testing it with the swine flu vaccine. They plan to release a very potent chimeric virus, but they need to make sure they have an existing infrastructure to deal with it. See they will release it in a part of the world, killing millions and because the act real sideffects of this thing, and the lack of immunity of a normal person, no one will resist getting vaccinated. Then once vaccinated, and injected with things that cause the immune system to kill it's own reproductive system, people will be infertile without being able to spend big money on getting a child. But this will be good for most people, because most people only care about sex even more so than their own children, they'll probably just enjoy themselves, be like weeeee free sterilization I didn't even have to think about it, I can have sex more frequently now yay.

Children then would be not only sponsored by parents but also by a sponsoring party that wants the child to happen. Already out of the womb the children will have so much support or as well as responsibility put unto them. Also, because everything is done in a test tube, there will be unofficial monopolizing and compromising of the system so that the only way people will have babies is through adulterated testing, where they will play around with genetic modification technology, and sponsors will start sponsoring research and developing certain traits for different functions. It will be much more controlled environment.

So by destabilizing the world with disasters, they already are people exerting their influence, effectively paying for certain intracies in the plan. Like they are saying "man don't send the hurricane here cuz I go there for sex tourism, or really good cocaine is made there, or the people are too white, send it here I'll pay you this much or do this for you, etc." They'll take out large population centers with natural disasters because there isn't an infrastructure there to support an emergency it would result in riots and more problems than what they want. They probably will do things out of racism, well they already are. They are actually testing these viruses and other mind control technology in different breeding centers in Africa, India, South America, North Korea, and Eastern European USSR countries.

There might even be an artificial savior put into "power" to unite people, and they already got all the microwave mind control towers set up all around the world for this, as well as electronic technology, just hit the right switch and people's brains get put into awe/worship mode, they've already been demonstrating this unofficially in certain affiliated movie theaters. And by using polling results from Fox or MTV news. OMG I HATE U KAYNE WEST, I FREAKING HATE YOUUUU! OMG OBAMA OBAMA PEACE PRIZE WHAT? WHAT? WHY? WHY? THAT IS DUMB! D-:< >:[AAAAAAH]

All your base are belong to us... :P Just kidding. Was this fun though?

[Celtaur]

The grocery store sales are scams. They say products are on sale with a "Was" price above the "sale" price, which is not at all the price it "was" before but much higher. The "sale" price is actually the same price as it "was" before. or only slightly lower if at all, like 10 cents. Then when the sale goes off, the new "off sale / regular" price is much higher than the original / real "was" price but they pretend you're getting a deal but you're certainly not.

This is a conspiracy theory that is not a conspiracy.

[brifae]

This thread is a conspiracy to throw off others from researching true conspiracies to identify earlthy rulers and population control attempts.
, I think I win!

[bsbray]

I was just reading an article titled "8 Common Computer Technologies That Will Be Surprisingly Replaced in 10 Years ".

Here's one of the things it says:

An OS will have to exist to manage memory and core functions. But the bloatware of today will be replaced by an extremely thin OS that may not even have a name.

I predict that, unless there is some kind of cataclysmic event in the software world, companies like Microsoft and Mac are going to fight such a thing. Can you imagine no Windows operating systems anymore? Lots of lost profit that will have to be made up somehow else.

[Celtaur]

The Sham Wow is just felt dyed orange and now arts and crafts stores are having a hard time getting their supplies of felt for their crafty shoppers. The price of felt is therefore going way up for the regular everyday arts and crafts shopper and it's especially hard to get the orange one at craft stores. The sham wow is also known as the "scam wow" to the initiated seller, and will seduce people for years to come to pay for sheets of felt. Hand towels, kitchen towels and paper towels will suffer a decrease in sales as mass hysteria takes over the late night infomercial watchers to buy orange felt with a fancy, shmancy name. New sizes of orange felt will emerge and create a popular following among craft cults, and will be found to be especially useful for soaking up spilled kool-aid.

[bsbray]

That Shamwow guy himself is a conspiracy!

Check this out:

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Proof that Vince lied about how well it works!:

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Let's go BILLY!




No one should watch this next video, as it has very foul things in it, I'm warning you!:

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